Ok, so, I'm in CA watching with Paul now, and the reason I started this blog was because I wasn't watching with anyone and wanted to vent reactions, so...I don't know if I'll have the urge to type now...although I said that about the sewing project too so...we'll see....
"The Temple of Evil"
'That's what I call knowing your subject.' The fuck?
Where are the men...?
'Don't go too far...' ><
Jesus FUCK. How have we not learned not to separate yet?!
Oh...the Doctor did say 'don't wander off...' 9 hundred years and people still don't listen...
It's like...bad porn. Shitty premise and suddenly ADVENTURE instead of FUCKING!
Nice scrim...there's a crease in your sky...
Oh shit! We're locked in! Again!
Oy...creeper...he looks rather...'I'm into 12 year olds'
How is it that *again* in 2 minutes she's dressed as someone else?
Ooh...not being alone again...she's learning...ish.
Everyone alone again...great...
SO MANY CLOSE UPS!
The ancient art of Aztec slow-fighting!
Oh, that works out. Ian can just steal her...tada! How is this going to drag out for 4 episodes?
The Doctor's got his eye on a hottie sage...a spry 60?
Giant chicken! Where's Peter?
Hahah....send the victim out on her own...brilliant!
Great...Barbara wants to change the whole history...fabtabulous...I think this is actually our first statement of like 'don't fuck with the time stream'
'wave to the people! YAAAAY!'
CREEPER FACE!!!!
Woops...someone hit the camera.
Nice thunderstorm.
How does a murderer sacrifice dude think he can overrule a goddess?
OH GOD CLOSEUP INTO THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!
/me dies laughing
"The Warriors of Death"
Again, how has she not learned to not be fucking stupid yet?
Also, why does that sacrifice dude send off the servant of a goddess without her permission?
Vulcan death grip? Nope...sychin' him out..yup...Vulcan death grip. *thumbs up*
*poutyface*
A 'h'erb. Fantastic.
flirty!Doctor
Coneheads...wut.
Saw that coming...
Oh boy! Housewife training! 'do not cheapen yourself'?! with all that other nonsense?! pffffft.
wooh. cougar man!
Why does the Doctor's hair make a conehead on the back?
WTF with all the straight into camera shots?!
Yeah...sure he will....
Why is there always an asshole number 2? Marco Polo had this problem too...
hugs!!!!!
Way to go Doctor....You really just sort of suck...
'I have built up a resistance to iocane powder....'
Kidney shot!
More Aztecian slow-fighting!
"The Bride of Sacrifice"
That was easy...I'm glad some things have gone quickly for once, also that someone learned to just use a fucking weapon.
ooh Splitscreen! Magic!
No, the high priest is incorrect, let's go behind his back and be more awesome...
'A currency you can drink!' Sounds like a Nesquick slogan...
Oops...you just walked into a proposal of love...she is...going to be pissy...
Bravo...now we're in a he said she said...you could have just said you knew because you're a goddess...but no, you had to be all honest...
*spittake*
Oh...we didn't get Susan back? woops.
yay demolishing a sacred temple! that sounds safe!
penlight != sonic screwdriver. I am disappoint.
Why would you flood the tomb? or have that much water near the tomb...?
"The Day of Darkness"
Day of Drowning! Oh look! A map! (/trapdoor indicator) How was that not washed away by the water that was supposedly about to drown him?
True to form: cliffhanger resolved immediately in less than a minute.
Doctor, calm the fuck down...you know Ian is strong enough to move it...don't be so dumb.
Boy I am not used to the Doctor not knowing everything...
What a convenient leather strap...
I wonder if dinklefutz killed whatshername's other love?
Seriously, those feathers are so freaking distracting.
Can you say rape?
Tada!
I'm glad she's smart enough to not want to change history anymore. Let's get the hell out now...but we have a whole episode left...
The fuck!? Ian was strong enough on his own to let it down easy...
...this is so dumb. Okay fine, why don't they all just go to the garden? STOP SPLITTING UP.
OH SHIT. Another plot device! God. Damn. It.
Oh. I hope they put her in the tomb, that'd be fab.
How very existential.
Ian has a plan...and now the other dude looks like the giant chicken.
Thanks Ian.
Why don't you both go?! ooh. Sneaky Ian. I love that someone has a plan. An overly complicated one, but a plan nonetheless.
Convenient we have this ceremony in the same place as they hold her.
Where *is* the other nub?
Aha! Less slow Aztec slow-fighting! oh...no...still pretty slow. AHAH Just saw the side of the backdrop.
Nice eclipse.
Why are you still fucking there?!
Kind of Fires of Pompeii...
Doctor Who: Tomb Raider!
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